🚨 SCOOP: Upon investigative research Autism Capital learned that the crypto crash was triggered on October 6th, 2025 when several young men living in Miami, Florida opened up the ZILLOW real estate app and started looking at homes while thinking “Maybe this could be me.” This brief fleeting moment of hope created a mass selloff in the markets and a cascading liquidation event of everyone’s dreams and futures. The suspects in question who requested to remain anonymous have moved back in with their mothers into the basement. When Autism Capital reached out for comment they responded “WAGMI bro,” but afterwards asked if we had any open opportunities for employment.(Autism Capital 🧩)